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Quiz

1. What made George Bush fall off his bike?

a. Loose topsoil

b. Terrorist attack

c. His minders took off the stabilisers

2. And which king of bling footballer won a Black media award?

a. Rio Ferdinand

b. Patrick Viera

c. David Beckham

3. Which ex-pop singer is Doctor Who's new assistant?

a. Billie

b. Melanie

c. Pepsi

4. Why is the boy born from 21-year-old sperm so lucky?

a. He missed Thatcherism

b. He missed the Spice Girls

c. He missed new NHS rules on free IVF

ANSWERS: 1a, 2a, 3b, 4c, 5c

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