a His best friends are Jewish

b He employs a black driver

c He’s been to Tunisia on holiday

2 How does the Government plan to fund the top of the pay scale for teachers?

a Levy on parents taking 4x4s on the school run

b Cut back on DfES bureaucracy

c Just scrap the top two points

3 What’s Tony Blair’s latest verdict on Iraq’s weapons of mass destruction?

a I’ve absolutely no doubt we’ll find weapons ...

b ... or at least weapons programmes

c Errr ... don’t know

4 Eating salmon is ...

a Good for you

b Bad for you

c Bad for the salmon

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