"I help kill the teachers' turkey the day before they're going to eat it."
Farmer's daughter Mary Buscombe, 15, of Truro, Cornwall, on what she gives her teacher for Christmas
"(He) thought it was a bit of fun. He was certainly not serious about rioting in the 'toon'."
Paul Parker Smith, solicitor for Jordan McGinley, defending the teenager jailed for three years for attempting to arrange a riot in Dundee via Facebook.