UberFacts

“Teacher Barbie” was recalled in 1995 by Mattel because her lack of panties caused media controversy.

KenMacintosh MSP

”@Waitrose Mearns: phone left unattended?” - Oops - thank you Yes, my two- year-old has tweeted the kitchen table.

MaryTracy

If “children’s early years are so important”, why not pay mothers a good wage for their hard mother work?

KarlBarrs

Submitted my online CPD review agenda. I wonder if my HT knows what @pedagoo is? She will soon.

MisssyM

My son’s zombie film still needs votes - fancy helping out and making a 14-year-old dude very happy? http:bit.lyKkwqJS.