Hope I never have to engage pupils by shooting birds then carrying them around on a stick. #ToughYoungTeachers

@laurawest88

It’s like a dagger to the heart when a talented pupil announces “I’m not taking maths next year - I don’t like it!”

@aap03102

Our survey finds that a third of people aged 16-24 don’t know the correct definition of a genocide.

@HMD_UK

If Scottish butchers produced a literary themed square sausage infused with herbal tea, would it be called “The Camomile Lorne”?

@OrkneyLibrary

Girl in care not allowed to go to school because she’s from care home. Send head info on local anti-stigma campaign. Girl starts on Monday.

@WhoCaresScot

Essay feedback: commitment to radical behaviourism is “an unfashionable cause”! Thanks, Twitter, for showing me this is not quite the case.

@jenelsan

Currently listening to discussion on theories behind how we create theories about theories. Research student woes.

@talatyaqoob.