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“My mum told me to put all my dirty washing in carrier bags,” he explained.
KEVIN FITZSIMONS
* Simon, 11, is expecting a chilly reception this month: “It’s a big jump going to Year 7 and it’s a lot harder work at the ice-school.”
MATTHEW HUTCHINSON * My daughter was explaining the finer details of the forthcoming infant sports day. “And if you win,” she said, “they give you a courgette.”
DENISE NOBLE
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