* A Year 3 child was heard to tell his parents as he came out of school: “We didn’t have the teacher today, she wasn’t in school. We had a surprise teacher instead.”
MIRANDA SHEPPARD
* From a Year 6 reading test on smugglers.
Q: What measure do we use today instead of pounds?
A: Killer grams.
ELAINE LUKE
* Five-year-old Ben asked me for his address. I knew where he lived, so prompted him for the name of his house. “I’m not sureI but I think it begins with www dot.”
RHIANNON RUAL
