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I spotted this in a student's essay I recently marked. "It would appear that Lloyd George had failed to complete Gallstone's mission to pacify Ireland."

ANDREW WILSON, KIDLINGTON

A supply teacher was taking the register with a class of Year 3 children. She came to Mark De'vil. "That's an unusual name," she said. "Oh no," came the reply. "I know lots of boys called Mark."

DEBORAH WOOD, STAFFORDSHIRE

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