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Covering a geography lesson, I looked over a student's shoulder at his work. In reply to the question: "What is the population of Liverpool?" he'd written: "Scousers."

Colin Padgett, Essex

Caller to secretary: "Jason won't be in today." Secretary: "Who's calling?"

"Me dad."

DAVID RILEY, HEREFORD

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