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Overheard by the easel in reception.

Classroom assistant: 'What a lovely blue picture.'

Child: 'It's the sea.'

Assistant (in an interested voice): 'And what's that black shape in the corner?'

Child (in a condescending voice): 'The tap.'

FIONA HOLMES, KENT

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