Soundbites

7th November 2003, 12:00am

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Soundbites

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Head in assembly: “We all wish Miss Jones happiness in her forthcoming marriage.” Year 1 pupil: “Fancy getting married four times.”

LINDY HOLLIDAY, BIRMINGHAM

From a GCSE business studies paper: “Net profit is profit gained by a businessman which he doesn’t deserve.”

MARGARET GANE, SURREY

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