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A Year 1 pupil questioned me about the poppy I was wearing in school. She and her friends listened carefully to my explanation. Then she asked me:

"What's war?"

CAROL KAUFMAN, STANMORE

Teacher to GCSE students: "Where does Romeo meet Juliet?" Student: "At the copulates' ball."

COLIN PADGETT, ESSEX

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