One of my Year 6 teachers thought that her car was about to be hijacked.
She was prepared to hand the keys over to the gang of teenagers. “But please let me keep my planning folder...my headteacher wants to see it today.”
JOHN STEPHENS, MIDDLESEX
From GCSE literature coursework essay on Romeo and Juliet: “The play is about two families, the Montagues and Copulates.”
SHIRLEY DONNELLY, MERSEYSIDE
