From a GCSE RE paper I marked last year:
“Buddhists hope that after living a number of good lives they can escape the wheel of life and live forever in Nevada.”
BETHAN JONES, PEMBROKESHIRE
Infant child to an American visitor in school: “I’m going to America soon.”
Visitor: “Whereabouts?”
Infant: “Disneyland Paris.”
NADIA STANBRIDGE, CAMBS
