Graffiti seen in sixth-form common room:
The more we study, the more we know. The more we know, the more we forget. The more we forget, the less we know. The less we know, the less we forget. The less we forget, the more we know. So why study?
ELIZABETH JOHNSON
* Note from a paent: “I will not allow Debbie to go swimming until she has learned to swim.”
TOBY WOOD
* I’m a supply teacher, and a Year 8 girl recently asked me if I knew who Sarah Brown of 8A was.
“Do you know Paul McCartney?” I replied.
“What form is he in?” LINDA MUSTAPHA
