The above was noted in the press release our school correspondents were about to fax to the local press. We were impressed that the Year 11 girls could beat a whole town (plus an extra). On talking to the PE staff, it emerged that "Oldham and Quilly" was, in fact, the Alderman Quilley comprehensive school.
At half-term I attempted to recapture the heady days of my youth by arranging to go out with old friends. Everything was going well until it came to my round. I swaggered up to the bar: "Three pints of Heinemann, please."
I must have confused the happy hour with literacy hour!