"No WAY did that require improvement!"
"I'd love to go out for dinner, darling, but the inspectors have just left and I've nearly finished that bottle of wine you left in the fridge"
"Force academise this, Ofsted"
"Three lesson observations in one day!"
"Well there is certainly no long tail of underachievement among our Manx students"
"I could feel deep admiration for my self-evaluation form"