Great confessions of our time. David Eaglesham, SSTA general secretary, might not look it now but was once a proud young athlete in Knightswood BB company football team.
At 5ft 6ins, Eaglesham towered over, well, one or two opposing Glasgow forwards. Behind him in goal was a keeper who went on to become a Scottish international legend, no less than Alan Rough, of Partick Thistle and Hibs.
Plenty of practice then, Alan?