Never forget that (unfortunately) they have one.
Weary carcasses happy to find a resting place.
Two ailing, bankrupt and desperate bodies are better than one.
Sans holiday pay, sans pension, sans everything except a jolly good
scapegoat at inspection time.
Don't say this sounds like most of yours, it's getting boring.
Think of a number, divide it by 10, then forget it completely.
More loops than Spaghetti Junction, more hold-ups than the M25.
Peak enrolment times:
Yes, they're not robots.
The possession of minimal body functions by the end of a typical week?
Well, until the next Public Expenditure Round, that is.
Population of UK:
Out of 60 million people there aren't 40 who want to do cake decoration
Read his lips.
Look, it's either us, McDonald's or Calvin Klein.
When that Portakabin was empty?
Corporate high-flyer, pedagogic genius or local paper photo-opportunist?
Standing in a shopping mall presenting a two-year-old Teletubbies fan with
Tell yourself that you're extensively trained, have years of experience and
loads of potential, because no one else will.
The one holding the ring binders.