Sweet FE
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Sweet FE
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Never forget that (unfortunately) they have one.
Participation rates:
Weary carcasses happy to find a resting place.
Partnerships:
Two ailing, bankrupt and desperate bodies are better than one.
Part-time lecturers:
Sans holiday pay, sans pension, sans everything except a jolly good
scapegoat at inspection time.
Part-time students:
Don’t say this sounds like most of yours, it’s getting boring.
Pay awards:
Think of a number, divide it by 10, then forget it completely.
Pay structures:
More loops than Spaghetti Junction, more hold-ups than the M25.
Peak enrolment times:
Here’s hoping.
People management:
Yes, they’re not robots.
Performance indicators:
The possession of minimal body functions by the end of a typical week?
Permanent post:
Well, until the next Public Expenditure Round, that is.
Planning:
Don’t laugh.
Population of UK:
Out of 60 million people there aren’t 40 who want to do cake decoration
(advanced).
Post-Dearing:
Read his lips.
Post-16 provision:
Look, it’s either us, McDonald’s or Calvin Klein.
Pre-incorporation days:
When that Portakabin was empty?
Principal:
Corporate high-flyer, pedagogic genius or local paper photo-opportunist?
Pro-active:
Standing in a shopping mall presenting a two-year-old Teletubbies fan with
a prospectus.
Professional:
Tell yourself that you’re extensively trained, have years of experience and
loads of potential, because no one else will.
Programme leader:
The one holding the ring binders.
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