Qualifications: 17,000 certificates can’t be wrong.
Qualified teacher status: The yellow brick road to equal pay status.
Quality: Uniforms, badges and corporate logos.
Quality assurance system: Checking logos are the right way up.
Quangos: the FEFC and FEDA: It takes two to quango.
Quantity: Getting a sufficient number of bums on seats.
Questionnaires: Ask a silly question . . .
Quotas: Quackers.
Malcolm Burgess
