Value-added
Dare you to say you’re just offering a boring old education service
Values
Er, the principal’s sure he mentioned these on the mission statement
somewhere
Verification
Old Eric’s department is the best of the best, even if he has to say it
himself as the internal verifier
Vision and values
Yes, we have no bananas
Vision statement
A mission statement with orgasms, penned by the principal and analogous to
the Sermon on the Mount
Vocational education
You can’t say we haven’t tried
Voluntary redundancy
The principal puts some pearls before the Gadarene swine
Malcolm Burgess