5 best Science howlers

20th November 2009 at 00:00

1. Crude oil is a vicious substance.

2. Al Chemy was the man who discovered chemistry.

3. If teeth are not cleaned, plague is the result.

4. Today in biology we digested a frog.

5. To germinate is to become a naturalised German.

Taken from Must Try Harder! The Very Worst Howlers by Schoolchildren. Published by Constable Robinson. www.constablerobinson.com.

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