in the olden days, it was simple: marry in haste, repent at leisure, but receive some nice tax breaks in compensation.
NOW, if Alan Johnson has his way, marital bliss will have to be reward enough in itself. The Education Secretary has spoken out in support of single parents, arguing that Ms Parent should also be as entitled to tax breaks.
Mr Johnson, who was raised by his sister, argued that good parenting is more important for children than whether or not their mother and father are married.
He also recommended dads-only parent evenings, to ensure errant fathers are more involved in their offspring's education.
The Mirror compared little "Orphan Johnson" with Tory leader David Cameron, renowned for his heavy emphasis on family values. Meanwhile, the values Mr Cameron has chosen for his own family continued to face attack. Last week, he announced his decision to send his three-year-old daughter, Nancy, to a faith school two miles from his home.
Mr Cameron was still burning in the hellfires of newspaper damnation when the Institute for Public Policy Research published a report revealing that church schools are creaming off the brightest pupils.
Faith schools are 10 times more likely to be unrepresentative of the neighbourhoods they serve than non-denominational schools, IPPR said. The think-tank also claimed that faith schools are covertly selecting their pupils.
Back in Wales, deputy education minister Christine Chapman's brief in charge of 14-19 Learning Pathways saw her championing the policy in a speech this week to college leaders and headteachers.
Once more she beat the proverbial drum on pupil choice, cluster systems, learning coaches and the Welsh baccalaureate - keen to stress that some students taking the qualification have had offers from Oxford after worries were raised last year over its credibility in England.
But at least the Welsh still have faith in state education. A study, commissioned by the Department for Education and Skills, revealed that at least 16,000 pupils in England are now being home-schooled, a threefold increase since 1999.
Newspapers reported that Colne community school, in Essex, had to suspend its random drugs screening, after two pupils tested positive because of their toothpaste. Apparently their twice-a-day habit produced results similar to those given by amphetamines or methamphetamines.
Tabloids spent the week fulminating after the Muslim Council of Britain suggested there might be some ways in which British schools could make Muslim pupils feel more at home.
"One wonders why the Muslims who agree with these demands bother to live in this country at all," the Sunday Mirror fumed. "Why don't they shove off somewhere that suits them better - like Afghanistan?"
But both tabloids and Taliban are quick to condemn sex education.
Newspapers pounced on Sherwell Valley primary, in Torbay, after five-year-olds were shown a sex-education DVD of a naked man and woman, and asked to label the penis and vagina.
The school said the scheme aimed to reduce teenage pregnancy, a contention one parent dismissed as "liberal claptrap".
New alarm at lack of vetting for school staffs; post-Soham checks still not in place - The Guardian
The real alarm bell is the use of the word "still" in the headline - the sign of a quiet Sunday when The Guardian's editors were struggling to find a front-page story. The article cites "new advice" from the Department for Education and Skills that schools need not conduct criminal record checks on staff who have been continuously employed for more than five years. But in fact that advice has not changed.
And the newspaper complains that new comprehensive checks, providing "soft intelligence" about past arrests and police allegations against school job applicants, will not be implemented till next year.
The real concern is around newspaper fact-checking: the enhanced criminal record checks on school staff, providing that soft intelligence, were introduced in 2002. Oops.