The National Association of Schoolmasters Union of Women Teachers' annual Scottish conference takes place next month in Seamill, the union has informed the meejah.
An invitation was dispatched to the Sunday Times Scotland's Iain Martin, who left that paper some weeks ago to join Scotland on Sunday. And his christian name is Iain - not Jim, as the union addressed him.
Jim Martin? There's a name to conjure with. Perhaps a ghost of times past has come back to haunt the NAS?