Next week sees the Festival of Politics at Holyrood when school students will get their chance to act as politicos for a few days. One activity is to Build Your Own MSP - "caring, sharing and with a beard too".
Touch sexist, or what, but what do we know?
Back to the pre-publicity: "Kids can design what their ideal politician looks like and behaves like!"
After the sensational evidence in the Tommy Sheridan libel case, perhaps we might expect to see at least one hairy gorilla.