Bart and the bard
There's committees needing chairing, When the atmosphere's electric, There's only one man you can call, And his name is Bart McGettrick.
Able children, Higher Still, His knowledge is eclectic, He's a one man SOEID, And they call him Bart McGettrick.
He runs St Andrew's College too, His life must be so hectic, Does he work a 20- hour day, This man called Bart McGettrick?
And when his time on earth is o'er, Will St Peter say, "McGettrick, I've a Pearly Gates committee, Will you chair it, Bart McGettrick?"