Ferret's tireless campaigning for women's rights has made an impact.
Apparently, the absence of flesh-baring teenage performers at the AoC dinner was down to my rantings about last year's display.
One male delegate was not so pleased, though. "We won't be getting the dancing girls this year, and it's all your fault," he told me.
Honestly, you just can't win.
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