Beer is the key
Researchers interviewed 891 men and 1,098 women - all of whom drank no alcohol at all or just beer.
Those who would mock Mr Clarke's apparent state of denial should take note.
After all, the Czechs are widely regarded as the world's biggest (or, should I say, most frequent) beer drinkers.
But if the link between beer and stomach size is a myth, then what of Mr Clarke's suggestion of the existence of such a syndrome as the "burgundy-belly"?
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