Blue alert;Jotter

29th October 1999 at 01:00
Two HMIs, briefcases in hand and displaying their traditional emotion of a dead cod, proceed purposefully up to their next school appointment, ready to tear into their victims. They are swiftly halted by a scrawl etched into the wooden panels.

"Fuck off," it reads, invitingly.

"Some mission statement that," quips one HMI.

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