Breaktime - Overheard ... as the headteacher enters the room to punish a pupil

26th March 2010 at 00:00

Head: Consider yourself castigated

Boy: (looks blank)

Head: Challenge for you; find out and come and tell me what it means

(Head leaves)

Boy: (in quiet little voice) Isn't that what they do to pigs?

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