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28th April 2000 at 01:00
A PARENT has offered a free vasectomy as the star lot in a school's fundraising auction.

Dr Laurel Spooner, whose two youngest children attend Hamilton county primary in Colchester, Essex will carry out the pound;150 operation on the winning bidder a her surgery in the town.

Chairman of the Parent Staff Association and auction organiser Carolyn Munson said the vasectomy would be offered under sealed bids to save the blushes of bidders. "It will all be very diplomatic," she added.

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