If HMCI still feels low (and what could be more embarrassing than being compared to Glenn Hoddle in the foot-in-mouth stakes?) he may be encouraged to learn that at least some people recognise his divine status.
The Muslim Education Co-ordination Council announces a conference on parental choice. In a letter it explains it will raise many important issues, and give a chance to celebrate the recent success of Muslim schools.
The keynote speaker the council is so pleased to have secured? One "Mr Christ Woodhead".