Count your blessings

10th October 1997 at 01:00
An inspector tucked himself in at the back of the class during a secondary school visit. "Are you a teacher?" asked a second-year pupil. "No, not any more," replied the inspector, happily engaging in pre-lesson chit-chat. "At least you're in a job," the pupil replied.

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