1. An armadillo is an ornamental shrub
2. The home of the swallow is in the stomach
3. Herrings go about the sea in shawls
4. Men are mammals and women are femammals
5. The adder is a poisonous snack
Taken from Must Try Harder! The Very Worst Howlers by Schoolchildren. Published by Constable Robinson. www.constablerobinson.com.