1. Today I painted an octopus with big eyes and eight purple testicles.
2. You can get an electric shock from a python and be killed.
3. That is the end of my project on porkypines. The next one will be on armydildos.
4. My hobby is insest. I specially like aunts.
5. After I saw the school nurse I felt butter, on the hole.
Taken from Blackboard Blunders: Spelling Slip-ups and Homework Howlers by Richard Benson. Published by Summersdale. www.summersdale.com.