Diary - 5 best literacy howlers

5th March 2010 at 00:00

1. Today I painted an octopus with big eyes and eight purple testicles.

2. You can get an electric shock from a python and be killed.

3. That is the end of my project on porkypines. The next one will be on armydildos.

4. My hobby is insest. I specially like aunts.

5. After I saw the school nurse I felt butter, on the hole.

Taken from Blackboard Blunders: Spelling Slip-ups and Homework Howlers by Richard Benson. Published by Summersdale. www.summersdale.com.

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