Q: What does terminal illness mean?A: When you get sick at the airport.
Q: Adam cuts his arm. Blood gushes out and is red. What does this show?
A: Adam is a real boy and not a robot.
Q: State a type of fungus and one of its main characteristics.
A: The bogey man. He is green.
Q: What is the highest frequency noise that a human can register?
A: Mariah Carey.
Q: What is a plasmid?
A: A high-definition television.
Taken from F in Exams: The Best Test Paper Blunders, published by Summersdale. www.summersdale.com
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