1. Q: Why would Hazel rather receive an email than a letter?
A: She doesn't like her postman and she hates paper cuts.
2. Q: What is a computer virus?
A: An (STD). A Systematically Transmitted Disease.
3. Q: What is a network?
A: When you chat to people you don't like to try to get a job.
4. Q: Why is shopping online useful?
A: You can do it in your pyjamas.
5. Q: Suggest an advantage of video-conferencing.
A: You can't smell bad breath.
Taken from F in Exams: The Best Test Paper Blunders, published by Summersdale. www.summersdale.com
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