1. The seventh commandment is "Thou shalt not admit adultery".
2. One of Jacob's sons, Joseph, gave refuse to the Israelites.
3. Solomon was very fond of animals; he had 300 porcupines.
4. The Papal Bull was a mad bull kept by the Pope to trample on the Protestants.
5. The Philistines are islands in the Pacific.
Taken from Must Try Harder! The Very Worst Howlers by Schoolchildren. Published by Constable Robinson. www.constablerobinson.com.