Diary - Top five literacy howlers
1. Helicopters are cleverer than planes. Not only can they fly they can also hoover.
2. We got our tea from the chinese last night. I like ornimental food.
3. If you feel portly go to the nurse or a doctor.4. My uncle is the boss of a big factory. He is impotent.
5. When PC Handley visited he had a helmet and a smart white shit.
Taken from Blackboard Blunders: Spelling Slip-ups and Homework Howlers by Richard Benson. Published by Sunmmersdale. www.summersdale.com.