Doctored script

25th August 2000 at 01:00
Speaking of independent inquiries, who might be available to investigate the SQA results fiasco? Tenders are invited.

We don't suppose Andrew Cubie and Gavin McCrone are interested, but you never know. Then there's John Howie, whose report started the Higher Still hare running.

These guys hav all had experience of getting governments of the day out of tight corners - and then having their committees' recommendations all but ignored.

How about a write-in vote for Ian Oliver, Grampian's late lamented chief constable?

Experience in detective work and fiascos an advantage.

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