It's an opportunity to work in an area where you'll have Michael Parkinson, Trevor Bayliss, Rolf Harris and a newsworthy family of aristocrats as close neighbours. And the boys are so helpful.
"It's a happy little village school," says the headteacher. "We often get telephone calls for the College."
So that's Eton - as in Eton Wick CofE First School, where Jn Robinson is looking for two teachers, one full-time and one maternity cover. But what's all this talk about the boys?
Eton Wick has good links with the other place and 18 boys a week spend half a day working as classroom assistants. But not Wills or Harry?
"No," says Jan. "Bit of a relief really. What would I have done with the detective?" But the boys are well turned out, and after all, how many other teachers have got a classroom assistant whose parents have coughed up pound;20,000 for the privilege?
Contact Jan Robinson at the school for further details on 01753 860096.