"My dad is a letcherer in a college."
Extract from a display of creative writing on "Our families"in a Year 2 classroom.
Fines imposed for truancy in England between August 2005 and December 2005.Source: DfES
"We need big bells to protect us from the burgers."
A reception child on the new alarm system a school installed after it was targeted by laptop thieves.
Fines imposed for truancy in England between September 2006 and December 2006.Source: DfES
"Can I urge you to look at Mr Crawford's fine erection in the hall?"
In assembly, a head invites pupils to look at a visiting artist's sculpture.