Expenditure per pupil with special educational needs in England in 200506. Source: DCFS
"She has a natural strength in neutering and caring for her pupils."
A reference for a primary teacher highlights her emasculating abilities.
Expenditure per pupil with special educational needs in Wales in 200506. Source: Welsh Assembly Government
"You can get your hair cut there, it says 'Bar ...Bar'."
A six-year-old spots a bar in a "words in the street" project.
Expenditure per pupil with additional support needs in Scotland in 200506. Source: Scottish Executive