Minister follows in the footsteps of greatness
If the gushing praise lavished upon former FE minister John Hayes after his appointment to the position of energy minister is anything to go by, his successor Matthew Hancock has a tough act to follow.
But if Mr Hancock's interview in The Spectator last week is anything to go by, the good people of FE have nothing to fear. In fact, we should probably be grateful that he has deemed to grace us with his presence at all.
It seems that, rather than fretting about his performance in relation to his predecessor, Mr Hancock prefers to consider himself in relation to altogether more illustrious political figures.
The former greats name-dropped by the MP for West Suffolk included William Pitt the younger, who became Britain's youngest prime minister in the late 18th century at the age of just 24; Benjamin Disraeli, who took on the job in the late 19th century; and even wartime leader Sir Winston Churchill.
When a journalist put to him the criticism that the Conservative Party is full of young career politicians with little life experience, Mr Hancock was unapologetic.
"Well, I remind people that Winston Churchill is widely regarded as one of the finest statesmen our country has ever seen," he said.
"Likewise William Pitt became prime minister in his twenties, and both of these men achieved great heights over their careers."
He also professed to have a "huge affinity for Disraeli, not least because I come from a provincial background and went to the local village school and have arrived latterly in Westminster".
FErret has a huge affinity for meerkats, not least because he and they are both furry mammals, but you wouldn't catch him putting on a dodgy Russian accent and trying to flog car insurance.
Perhaps you'd be better off getting settled in to the FE backwater before setting out your bid to run the country, eh Matthew?
"Disraeli. Churchill. Hancock. The Holy Trinity of Conservative Party history," one wag tweeted in response to the article. "Jumped up little turd," added another, with a modicum less wit.