The Five ... Tuck Shop Favourites
Joy, from the first mind-boggling hit of inhaled sherbet to the last centimetre of liquorice.
Short-lived and inconveniently sticky, but far more delicious and better looking than their minty ancestor.
An improbably long lattice of caramel covered in chocolate. Stringy or brittle depending on the weather.
Hardcore. Several grams of pure icing sugar compressed into a mouse-shaped solid with a string tail.
They said that if you swallowed two packs and washed them down with Coca-Cola, you would explode.
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