From the forums

4th May 2012 at 01:00

Six-word stories about teaching

Teaching enjoyable. Meetings vomit-inducing. Initiatives pointless.


New head, new initiatives, stressed staff.


Bend young minds to my will.


Planning ("Will anyone actually read this?")


Ofsted in. Get the costumes on.


"Eh? I don't get it, Miss."


Love kids? You won't for long ...


"Can I go to the toilet?"


Priorities: revenge; 3pm. In that order.

Captain Obvious

No, I am not your parents.


On supply, staff resigning, fingers crossed.

magic surf bus

In loco parentis - I'd've drowned you.


Sit down, shut up and listen.

magic surf bus

New head, huge ego, staff flee!


Relax, guys. It's only a job.


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