You know you're old when ...
The programme you're watching is sponsored by Voltarol.
I'm delighted to think I must be really young as I don't know what Voltarol is.
Either that or you're so decrepit you've forgotten what it is.
You remember your first Olympic experience was listening to the commentary on the radio.
You kneel on an imaginary bench, fall on to the cooker and burn your arm in two places. No, I wasn't drunk at the time.
You start sentences with, "In my day" or "The problem with young people today is".
You remember the poverty the last Tory government caused.
You remember butter being sold out of small wooden barrels in the Co-op.
One son is going grey and the other is going bald.
You can honestly say you don't really know what your wife's natural hair colour was.
Your childhood is now used in history lessons.
Your first tricycle is in a museum.
You have to ask the question before going to a gig: "Is it sitting down?"
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