It's a boy!
I'm not that bothered, personally, but just wanted to be the first to say it. The Duchess of Cambridge has given birth to a baby boy.
Well, I suppose it had to be one or the other.
As I suspected would happen, all the lather they worked themselves up into over female succession turned out to be unnecessary.
I've got pound;500 on it being named HRH.
I suppose the fact that we have three generations of male heirs should protect our Protestant throne.
What if Wills became a Muslim - could he no longer be king? What a nonsense. So this poor child born today won't really have a choice over which religion (or none) it follows. It could choose its religion freely and risk losing the job that it will be brought up to do, or it could lie about its religion.
I hope it isn't called James.
Ooh, let's hope it is and then history can repeat itself and the Dutch can take over again and we can have coffee shops and sex shops on every corner and orange is such a nice colour and we might be good at football again and we might start speaking foreign languages.
Third in line to the throne. Who'd want that? Can you imagine what it would be like? "How much bloody longer are you going to be in there? And don't forget to spray the air freshener before you come out!"
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