As the temperature gets hotter, so does the email traffic. Spammers have been filling FErret's inbox with unsolicited mail about randy Russian girls and lonely ladies looking for love. Hang on, though. The latest such contribution has come from a little closer to home. "Girls just wanna have fun," it says.
The author? Hill and Knowlton, the PR firm involved in passing round sausages on sticks on behalf of much of post-16 education.
What's it about? I daren't open it, I'm afraid.
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