Hanging on at the moorings
Law lords have ruled the London borough of Sutton at fault after it failed to clear an abandoned boat lying on grass near council flats. A group of boys, in a fantasy world, decided to do it up and ferry it to Cornwall where "pirates were to be found". It was not plain sailing after a 4-year-old was seriously injured when the boat collapsed on top of him.
The council had placed a danger sticker on the boat warning "Do not touch this vehicle unless you are the owner", but the judges ruled it should have foreseen the risk.
Hence, the note to heads: "Let us say in general terms, that if something does not belong and it is a useless article, it might be best to arrange its removal."
Out of touch, useless articles are chaining themselves to their desks.